Escaping the pressures of everyday life, and hiding in the deep where it's safe. Only to find, they're about the same

Stay safe and under the pressure zones.

 

lakevida:

i hit the green tea so hard i can feel all the weather on earth happening at once

shambling-under-moonlight:

whirlybirbs:

objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

Throws in some gold coins at the neck opening and hear it rattling all the way down.

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this will never not be funny to me

i think as op i shd give the context here…they’re talking about the fucking hamburglar ❤️

bishops-severed-torso:

unclefather:

i wish that we were still uptown funking it up and not whatever this is

we uptown fucked it up